It’s Beddy-Bye Time!


“The cats nestle close to their kittens,
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.
Please go the fuck to sleep.”

Finally there’s a children’s book not for children, but for parents everywhere. Hey, somebody send Michelle Bachmann a dozen copies of Adam Mansbach’s new book, Go the Fuck to Sleep from Akashic Books.

This hilarious bit of satire features cozy illustrations by Ricardo Cortés(kids can safely look at the pictures)

There’s a free audio version of the book here…  and a rumor that Werner Herzog will be reading the definitive version.

Sweet dreams, indeed.